ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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