redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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