glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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