windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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