If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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