That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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