I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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