Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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