I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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