i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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