So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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