No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Couch. On fire.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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