omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If I die, sorry about rent.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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