Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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