He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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