Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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