so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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