he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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