You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
