***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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