How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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