when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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