My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize