first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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