Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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