I heard we made out
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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