you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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