It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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