His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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