Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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