girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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