He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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