You work out of a Hotel?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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