Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
how does that bad decision feel?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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