I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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