We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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