problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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