Christians are straight up FREAKS
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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