i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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