Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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