My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
