I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
vagina is talking i cant
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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