I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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