Pappa wants mamma naked
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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