please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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