He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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