i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
there was a trapeze. enough said
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
