i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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