lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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