She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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