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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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