No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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