a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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