He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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