She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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