problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
pray to the hookup gods
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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