I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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