halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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