sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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