its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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