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My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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