Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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